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i dgaf I'm a unicorn.

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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(Source: liamfx, via asian)

90% of conversations with me

  • me: who is that
  • me: what are you talking about
  • me: I don't know what that is
  • me: wait what

hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

(via unescapable)

passion:

me on the first day of school

(Source: realitytvgifs, via asian)

Timestamp: 1405787917

homonomo:

my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

(Source: plr2, via bootytbh)

wendycorduroy:

ohyeeeahman:

adventureiwillalwaysseek:

orange is the new black solving world problems

I had this exact conversation with my friend and her mom when I was like 14. They still don’t believe me.

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, THEY SPEND THE WHOLE EPISODE TALKING ABOUT THIS BEFORE SOPHIA GIVES THEM A MIRROR AND SEX ED LESSONS

(via acidicwhore)

Timestamp: 1405787814